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bulletin-whore 

someone on myspace who leaves an infinite number of bulletins on myspace to the point u cannot keep up with them and they are basically the same thing rephrased.
There goes Joe again telling us about his party on Friday this is probably his 23rd bulletin.....damn bulletin-whore.
bulletin-whore by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009
The combination of #1 and #2. In other words, when you have to pee and poop.
Be right back guys, I have to do a #12.
12 by z JF z December 15, 2009
Furries are people who are fans of cartoon animals or anthro animals. They usually have characters called fursonas.. to get into their character they wear stuff called fursuits
Telephone is so cute She's the cutest furry I've ever seen
A real sneaky person that would be rated a 10 on snatching up your significant other right from under you with charm/sex drive.
Man what happend to your girlfriend. Some dude pulled a britman and now she doesnt want to be with me.
Britman by B-Smooth January 8, 2009
Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
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