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Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.
"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?
by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010
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Marv

Marv (n.): the ultimate insult. Someone who acts with no uniqueness in an annoyingly docile way, and shows an alarming amount of aggravating kindness. Their every action is predictable because they haven't had an original thought in their entire life. Nothing would be different if they didn't exist. This is reminiscent of an overly friendly neighbor so lame that you'd rather eat your own family than listen to them speak. Think Flanders from Simpsons. Always ducking out of having fun and being a wet blanket.
Dave- " Kaitlyn goes home every weekend and never comes out and drinks with us.
Steve- " oh my god she is such a marv"
by Pirate eye November 27, 2014
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Asperphobia

A fear of people with aspergers or a predujice against them, people who suffer from these either think that people with aspergers are to be avoided or treat aspergers like it's a disease rather than what it actually is.

Often completely missing the point and not getting the facts straight, often claiming that you can catch it from other people that may have it.
"Oh no...George has aspergers, he's going to infect us all."
"Diana, you suffer from Asperphobia."
by MM132 November 16, 2012
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Llama God

The mistaken name that people hear when they are told about Lamb of God
Guy 1: I just gave a couple of music albums to a Buddhist colony

Guy 2: Neat! Who was the producer of the music?

Guy 1: I think my friend said the music was made by Llama God
by cyber1010 December 6, 2010
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M50 bananas

Expression used to confuse people, and make them check urban dictionary for the definition.
you are the best example.
you just found M50 bananas.
by Woji October 25, 2018
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breibet

Emo girls that like hot sex in sewers.
Yo I just fucked a breibet. She had really big scars though
by Sam I am playing in sand January 28, 2017
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half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.
It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
by Peter Urban May 23, 2006
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