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AK-47

The AK-47 is, in actuality, a rather rare and obscure prototype weapon designed by Mikhail Kalashnakov, a former WWII tank commander. Most of the AK-47's design features are 'borrowed' from the German SturmGewehr (Storm Rifle)-44/45 models. The AK-47 was built in limited production at the Izmash production plant. The initials AK stand for Avtomat Klashnakova, or Kalashnakov's automatic rifle. The AK-47, unlike it's more modern and well known counterpart, the AKM, was made from machined steel, ensuring enduring reliability in any combat situation, while still retaining it's accuracy. The AKM, however, is a Modernized version of the AK, chambered in the 5.45x39mm micro-caliber, and is made entirely from stamped steel, letting it keep it's reliability, at the cost of accuracy. The only non-steel parts are the bakelite handle, and wooden stock and wooded handguard. More modern variants of the AK series include the AK-74, PP-19 Bizon SMG, AKS-74, AK-101, AK-103, AK-109, and most recently the AEK-971. All of these weapons, excluding the AEK, and AK-10X series are made from stamped, rather than precision machined steel, for mass production. This ensures reliablility, and absolutely horrendous accuracy.
The wannabe gangster held up his rifle, and shouted "Dis be mah AK-47!", when in actuality, he was holding an AKM.
by Joe2.0 January 20, 2010
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Country Clubbed

When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.

Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
by glamrocker May 1, 2012
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jizz erosion

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.
Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!
by wizzard739 January 19, 2008
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budweiser

Is this horse piss or Budweiser?
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
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Jose

The BEST person alive. This person is extremely wise, follow them they lead to success.
Jose is awesome
by 404-NOT FOUND April 29, 2014
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backdoor

1. To gain entry into a house through the backdoor (or robbing the house)
2. When a store’s employees take/buy items before release
1. me and jay just backdoor his neighbor
2. Guy in line: I cant believe footlocker didnt have anymore breds!

Another guy in line: yea i heard all the employees backdoored them
by brandondior October 3, 2019
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Buals

the way JonTron says balls (refering to testicles) in a humorous way
"But enough about my Buals!" -JonTron
by JimFart January 26, 2013
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