Urban Dictionary

v. to inject a nerdy reference into a serious and/or unrelated event or thread of conversation, thereby hijacking the tone of the event and making it geekier

A state of being unproductive, lazy, and lacking motivation to complete tasks. Often associated with wasting time on the internet or social media when you should be working.

A way of using 'slay' after Freya had a typo

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The most understood group of people, Who do not cut there selfs. Emo is a fashion that emerged from a style of music. The style of fashion includes long black hair, parted to one side of the face, skinny jeans, and Band T-Shirts.

A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.

An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.

An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!

An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.

An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.

Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.

my buddy matt gersch has a friend with a dog named brewster.he took the dog to a friends brand new home and the dog took a massive shit on a marble floor.when we seen what his dog brewster did we came up with the saying nice brewster