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wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019
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Mark Darlow

An older, British gentleman who enjoys living out those good old military days so many moons ago. A Mark Darlow continuously wastes money on impressive cars, such as the very British Jaguar.
'Hey, check out that British Guy in his Jag, he's such a Mark Darlow.'
by Gefre August 11, 2009
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JWL

John Winston Ono Lennon, probably the best human who ever lived.
RIP JWL. Forever in our hearts.
by xxx_kulcha_destroyer_xxx July 11, 2017
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deceptibro

a bro who hides his true nature during the majority of the day with intelligent conversations, an appreciation of the arts, a lack of alcohol, or anything off putting of a bro; but at the appropriate time, can emerge from his deceptive shell to let his true bro form shine.
"Did you know that Steve loves to party? I mean he usually is talking about the global economy and Bach. I never thought he could bro out."

"That's because he's a deceptibro."
by The art of bro July 7, 2011
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Fire Hydrant

A woman that squirts large volumes when having an orgasm
by da fireman February 17, 2003
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asianifi

To turn someone in to a person of oriental background
I need Amanda to asianifi me.
by Sha'neezy January 5, 2008
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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
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