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bag of hurt

A phrase famously used by Apple's Steve Jobs to describe the difficulties of adding blu-ray support to Macintosh computers, due to the need to build DRM into the Operating System in order to appease the MPAA. He was, possibly, referring to the crippleware reputation of Microsoft's Vista.
“Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It’s great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex."
by Eodric March 18, 2009
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Chicken Leaving

The part of a chicken strip, finger or tender which is inedible; usually found at the thicker tip of the aforementioned finger or tender. It should always be left on the plate. More-processed strips will have a higher concentration at the tip, while more natural strips may have leavings spread through-out.

Skilled chicken leavings hunters can identify the leavings from the appearance of the strip, while less aluent leavingsers may require a guidebook.
Any restaurant's chicken strip should have an area of chicken leavings at one tip.
by KiwiDomingoBleu April 27, 2009
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Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)
I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.
by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011
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Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.
I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch
by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010
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Gombie

A victim who has their brains eaten by religion (god + zombie).
"Give it up. You can't reason with that dude. Look at his eyes. He's a Gombie."

"Wake the fuck up! The Gombies are hijacking this country. They won't quit until it's a felony to think for yourself."
by Slartibart October 27, 2013
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Jaiveon

A short guy that is charming, funny, lowkey cute.
That boy Jaiveon got no girls.
by Xtgddhhcff November 22, 2021
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brole

steamy pile of shit, it can be any kind, though mostly the warm sticky kind is implied.
also used as an insult or quantifier
Just took a wicked brole, dude!

That looks like total brole.

Piss off, ya brole!
by ShotglassSerenade January 20, 2011
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