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Shirley High School

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

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Vapid Rejection

That's what your entire position is all about.

Hym "Vapid rejection. Regardless of the circumstances so you can steal my shit from me. And then trying to force me to accept that rejection and stay here and die. So no. Go fuck yourself. You pay now. You don't get to make all this money off of me and leave me out of it. And their doesn't need to be a state sanctioned program. They're doing it. No third rail. You do something about it or I'm doing something about it. And if you are both trying to stop me from doing this thing about it so it can continue to happen then it is, in fact, a program. You are participating in it."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

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Geldof

Adjective. (West of Scotland)

Def: To be a manky soap dodgin' tree huggin' hippy...
Named after the one and only Sir Bob. Also applicable to anyone from Greenock.

(see also Crusty,Tink,Gippo,Dolescum)

"That guy doon the road at 46... is a pure Geldof by the way..."

by Scott Kerr April 2, 2006

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Humblehort

a Humblehort is a kinda quirky boy who loves games such as Minecraft and Undertale. Humblehorts can only be seen rarely roaming the lands of Southeastern North America and West Europe. Humblehorts love the taste of cheese, beer, and onions, if you want a Humblehort for yourself, you need to use one of these items to gain it's trust. There is a very popular Humblehort, also known as Tyler Blevins, who is known by many 4-8 year-olds from around the world. Humblehorts come in a big variety, though they mostly wear eye-patches from scars during mating season and beards they usually acquire at the age of 15, they can be seen with short hair, or even no hair as there is no use for it to attract gamers from around the world. Humblehorts are creatures that are drawn to battles, every war/battle has had at least one Humblehort, including the Civil War, and the French-Indian War. If you encounter a wild Humblehort, make sure to praise it because of it's contribution in society.

That guy is a Humblehort because of the way he is obsessed with the war...
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny

by Dr. Edward Gneumhjort October 10, 2019

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