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mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.
That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...
by chester January 29, 2004
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Fluff

I Fluff u is substracted from I Love you
Honey, i fluff u!!
by Enkera December 9, 2008
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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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blica

It's an Azorean (Portuguese) expression which means "dick" or cock.
" A minha blica é muito grande"
"My cock it's so big"
by MannyManny April 18, 2008
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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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Superman

An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.
Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"

ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
by littlecBigC February 19, 2009
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Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.
“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”
by H@ckerman August 15, 2022
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