Urban Dictionary
1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣
Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
by StagKing236 April 11, 2024
Get the ALFmug. Krisstoff usually names creative, ambitious, creative and persistent people who are down to earth, kind-hearted and outgoing. Though, people with this name can also be mischievous, sneaky and short-tempered. In the midst of things, Krisstoff’s could be usually right in an argument or disagreement but due to their actions or harsh words, turn everyone in the opponents side. Krisstoff’s are stubborn, but can come around after a while, these people are known to be the light of others day as they bring joy and happiness wherever they go! Even though Krisstoff’s have some bad traits, everyone does and for people with this name, the good outweighs the bad which is why they’re so lovable and tolerable to find interest in, whether friend-wise or romantically.
Person One: Did you hear how funny Krisstoff was? He made the whole room laugh at his surprisingly comedical character.
Person Two: Yeah, but he can also be sassy and hot-heated but he listens to me and is a great friend, that’s why I like him!
Person Two: Yeah, but he can also be sassy and hot-heated but he listens to me and is a great friend, that’s why I like him!
by Krihffy November 22, 2021
Get the Krisstoffmug. While travelling abroad with your fellow Irish men one might ask about your relationship with eachother:
Foreigner - "So, how do you know Séamus Horan?"
Irish man - "Oh Shay Horah, he is my Biffy!"
Foreigner - "So, how do you know Séamus Horan?"
Irish man - "Oh Shay Horah, he is my Biffy!"
by Estebong September 20, 2016
Get the Biffymug. by Haha696984 September 23, 2022
Get the hot erynmug. by sunflowerbunny June 4, 2021
Get the dali kinkmug. by Moistqueen69 March 17, 2021
Get the Pinched to Hellmug. A comic book written by an insane Christian fundie, documenting a series of paranoid delusions that are not only objectively wrong, but often absolute nonsense as well. Notable for being surprisingly fun to parody.
"Debbie, your cleric has been raised to the eighth level. I think it's time that you learn how to really cast spells."
-Dark Dungeons Chick Tract
-Dark Dungeons Chick Tract
by sidhe3141 December 4, 2010
Get the chick tractmug.