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Monkey

Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?

Monkey.
"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.
by Davenottherave August 7, 2021
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women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
by georgiatrue January 22, 2020
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veritaserum

It is An IRC chat room that used to be cool but now, it is visited by noobs everybody and it is also Inhabited by strict mods with no life and nothing to do all day but bann people and inventing new ways of boring and annoying the chatters.
* Now talking in #commonroom
* Topic is 'Veritaserum will be revamping rules and moderation strategies and so on.'
* Set by Greg on Thu Aug 24 02:41:25
<valentine> (mod) Change your nick.
<HellScream> (me) Why ?
<Valentine> That's it you're banned.
by HellScream September 16, 2008
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Share.avi

Made by the same company behind 2girls1cup, running over an hour long it is basically the worst thing the internet has ever conceived. It pretty much makes the previously mentioned video look like Dora the Explorer. Expect feces, vomit, shitting into someones arse, them shitting it into someone else and about a thousand things you never wanted to see. EVER.
"Dude, check this out"
"What is it?"
"It's called the Share.avi.."
"oh, ok... (60minutes later)
DEAR GOD WHY?!"
*scratches off face and dies in corner*
by ReallyRegretful March 25, 2011
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qmwnebrvtcyxuziopalskdjfhg

If you actually were bored enough to come up with this and think you've just beaten the system, you need to go touch grass. Don't believe me? that's probably because you haven't seen grass before and thought it was just in your favorite fairy tails from Fortnite. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? GOO TOUCHH GRASS!!!
You can use qmwnebrvtcyxuziopalskdjfhg when you're mad, or when you're bored and need to touch grass cause you play Fortnite so much its stupid. SO GO TOUCH GRASSSSSS
by Arentweallsobored April 30, 2023
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roochl

it means nothing, but ben is wrong!! WRONG BEN!! >:(
yo dude, roochl
huh?
by Pebstar's June 8, 2023
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OMJ

OnMyJimmy!
OMJ bishes!
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