Urban Dictionary

extra tight loons which cling to the skin.

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

The first experiment in rigging electronic voting machines to see if it succeeds in stealing an election. It worked.

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

Dat way is a word used to escape consequences of your actions or else to avoid any one being upset with you. It's best if when saying this word you have a really confusing innocent bewildered look on your face whilst sounding somewhat like a 2 year old. But you can not laugh at anytime while doing this. It also helps if your a cute girl . Using Datway in this exact method is sure to make any angry person stop and laugh.

a beaver that comes and takes your coochie it is really bad for all the bois

Flexible and adaptable