Urban Dictionary

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

The fucking hottest thing Ive ever seen in my life and hes extremly good in bed!

The imaginary mindscape bloggers inhabit for so many hours they start to confuse it with "reality."

Any number of irrational and hysterical individuals whose self-indulgent intellectual indolence has led them to a visceral hatred of all things western. Moonbats tend to frequent anti-globalization and numerous other forms of rallies, demonstrations, sit-ins, and the like, tend to look dirty, and can frequently be heard using terms such as, "imperialism". The mark of a true moonbat is the total lack of perspective (i.e. "if a dictator provides free healthcare, I like that dictator" - actual moonbat quote).

A fake orgasm, usually spiced with some dramatic irony.

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.

Being in a state of rest from Cumming so much