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dyscalendia

Analogous to dyslexia (bad with words) or dyscalculia (bad at math).

Etym; dys (bad) + calends (Roman 1st day of month, when rent and bills are usually due) + -ia (state or disorder).

Means one has trouble keeping appointments.
With my dyscalendia, I'm often too early or late for salon or doctor visits.
by AmboNec December 30, 2021
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trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.
Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty
by trumpblows June 13, 2023
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Chloe

When your mans gives you a cloth blowie
by Arigodmother August 31, 2022
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Makayla

A very quiet person, but when you really get to know them, they are funny, interesting, and will bring out your happiness. Definitely someone you want to have around when times are tough and you have nowhere else to look.
That Makayla is so interesting. I just can't get enough of her.
by AbrahamEatMyHam October 21, 2019
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tommy tucked

Meaningfucked” “completely knackered” or “very tired”.
Alice was sitting on the edge of her couch, yawning and having a stretch she then announced: “Awwwh, I’m tommy tucked”.
by Gammon Steak August 3, 2019
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Black Dahlia Murder kid

Sorta like the Star Wars kid, minus the huge life-ruining embarassment. Only this kid mimes out a Black Dahlia Murder.

Go to video.google.com and type in "funeral thirst".
I just spent like five minutes watching the Black Dahlia Murder kid headbang.
by animatorStrike January 29, 2006
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hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
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