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The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019
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ohhsped

ohhsped, someone who has 40k+ on tiktok for making a video where you dance to a racist song until it turns too “i ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” and also made one about roblox players deaths !
person 1- hey do you know ohhsped?

person 2- yeahh i follow her!

person 1- omg samee
by alexaa x December 1, 2020
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jay

the worst, most idiotic, friend you will ever have. he'll fall in love with you, until he starts going after your best friend. hen he starts acting like such a dick and moron.
Oh my gosh!, jay is. such. a. moron.
by im_a_person_who_exists_989 December 9, 2019
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Little Hobbit

A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
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muhozi

Not a very common name, usually used for guys. Muhozis are the nicest people you'll ever meet, but get sad easily(even though they'll always forgive you). They'll never be mean to you, and it is very hard to stay mad at them. Hilarious. Charming. Genius. Muhozi.
Muhozi.
by (It's a secret) November 10, 2014
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Jorge

A smooth player who will make your girls panties drop to the floor. Does amazing impressions of Indians and will steal your girl and mom
Rj: omg Jorge just stole my girl and my mom
by yourmomgay November 14, 2018
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cocksman

One who can execute the art of what ones cock desires at any given time.
"Hey Nicole guess who had sex."
"Who?"
"I did."
"But Lauren I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage, what happnened."
"I was but I don't know, Anthony was so different"
"OH! Anthony, hes not different, He's a COCKSMAN!!!"
by .......JUiCE September 8, 2008
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