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slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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harry potter

book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.

read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!

me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.

friend:...shit.
by lemae October 18, 2008
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Caddy

NO NO NO NO NO a caddy is a person who is your bitch there is only one way of making someone your caddy by caddyizing them
caddy go get me a beer

caddy then returns with a beer
by herculesdivad March 11, 2010
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treashur

Treashur , The name is name Treahsur is very unique it’s not spelt the regular way (treasure) which alrdy makes her different, if u ever meet this specific individual, be sure love n cherish her and keep her safe and happy for as long as possible, Treashur is really smart and funny and a really loving person if I had this treashur I would give her the world if I could, she’s jus so perfect :)
Treashurs my favorite person ever 😊
by JusMarii March 30, 2023
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kingshaun

kingshaun is a bitch ass nigga who has a small penis and will break ur heart dnt EVER TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM HE DOESN'T CARE N WILL BLOCK U RANDOMLY!!
ew look at kingshaun over there
by anonymous December 2, 2023
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goddamnmsnemoticons

A word used to describe when MSN doesn't have the emoticon you want and you have to settle for one that conveys the wrong message.
The goddamnmsnemoticons made my boss think I am a pervert.
by Rayanna February 6, 2004
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penaia

has the smallest cock ! very fat and has chingy eyes
who's that fat guy ? Oh must be Penaia !
by Penaia November 23, 2021
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