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caleb lennon

a guy who lies about absolutly every thing

that guy is a total caleb lennon

by flashrider February 25, 2017

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Emoucked

To be emotionally fucked or screwed over. Usually when a chick plays you and doesn't even know it.

Guy: I think Paula likes me.
Girl: She's a relationship whore & she doesn't last with anyone for more than 2 weeks.
Guy: Thanks for the heads up, I hate being emoucked and specially hate playing with used toys.

by GodOfSexonia June 13, 2011

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Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

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The Emil effect

A phenomenon characterized by a significant disruption or distraction caused by the presence or influence of an individual named Emil, resulting in a delay or neglect of important tasks or responsibilities.

The Emil effect finds its roots in colloquial usage, likely originating from personal experiences or anecdotes involving someone named Emil who frequently causes distractions or disruptions in important matters. It has gained popularity as a humorous way to explain instances of lost focus or delayed progress due to a friend or acquaintance named Emil.

Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"

by Undri June 11, 2023

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Cock Gobbler

One who enjoys the taste of penis upon his/her tongue

1. Man, that bitch Mary was a real cock gobbler. She aint gag at all when i busted straight down her throat. 2. Look at that gay ass Cock Gobbler......HE LOVES THE COCK.

by Neighborhood Dickman April 12, 2003

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