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The Power Tower

When someone from or around Superior, Wisconsin tries to hit every bar on Tower Avenue in one night. There are 36 bars on Tower Avenue, and doing the Power Tower means you start at the first bar (at the beginning of Tower Avenue) and hit EVERY bar consecutively on the way down. It is a very difficult task.
How did John die?

Alcohol poisoning. He completed the Power Tower.
by apfunction March 9, 2010
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Alexis Texas

(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).
Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased.

Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.
by Super Wasian November 7, 2023
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Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.
Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.
by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
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Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011
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Dog days

The state in which one is in such poverty, that they are forced to stimulate the dog to ejaculate with their hand for food for their cat.
These have been such dog days, I have had to jack the dog off to feed the cat!
by Neil White October 30, 2006
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hhhhhhhhhhh

you like men??? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by qwertyqwerty1 September 15, 2016
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Normie

some kid who thinks that thinks they are a meme lord but are actually just meme ruining asshole. they are most likely in the range of 12 to 50, and named one of the following
1. Stan

2. Sam
3. Gregory
4. Jeff
"Ugg why can't there be one good meme at this school without a god damn Normie ruining it." "hey look at this dumb ass Normie meme."
by gotthatwetwetgothatdripdrip September 26, 2018
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