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Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.
My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.
by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018
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Dratty

A term used by vapers (users of electronic cigerettes). Refers to a nasty dry burning taste you can experience from having a dry atty (atomizer).
That last puff tasted a little dratty; do you have any e-liquid on you?
by Vapor S. Thompson October 31, 2010
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hojacking

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.
By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.
by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025
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Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
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squart

A Squatted Art Show (squat + art); A free art openeing in and abandoned or 'squatted' building; A permanant free gallery in an squatted space
In New Orleans Feb 2004 and Asheville 2005 people put together squart shows in abandoned buildings and had openings where they let the public view the art and eat food an drink in the squatted space for the night, for free, of course.
by britches November 8, 2006
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Czech Republic

A country where there are copious amounts of good quality girls, alcohol, and small sandwiches.
"Let's go the Czech Republic, I'm hungry, lonely, and in need of a drink."
by welikeshrimp January 4, 2008
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Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.
I was scrolling thru social media last night, this page convinced me that i should starve and take some pills so i can be featured on that "super cool" feed.
by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017
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