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shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009
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TDM

an acronym for "total douchebag move," used to describe someone's actions that were particularly douchey etm.
Jarrod took a pic of us via cell phone in mirror and cropped me out of it before he made it his default pic, tdm.
(It also should be noted that taking a pic via cell phone in mirror is a tdm in itself.. clearly).
by Dot Woods November 29, 2010
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Golen'd

becoming pissed so bad that you start punching yourself
Oo man, my girlfriend pissed me off so bad, i golen'd.
by Golen February 26, 2004
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Aboorvan

Polite, Friendly, Listener, Knowledgeable, Kind, Smart Good at Multitasking and dangerous
Be like Aboorvan 😎
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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William

Extremely handsome guy. He's funny, will make you laugh and smile more than you ever thought was possible. Being with him makes you feel like you're on cloud 9. His personality is that that is rare because its so beautiful. He's charming and a complete gentleman. He's kinda goofy, but that only part f his charm. He's the best kisser that a girl can asked for and knows how to touch you in all the right places. He will make you believe you living a fairytale and that you're finally having your story that you read when you're a little girl.
Kissing

William: your heart beating fast

girl giggles and blush

William starts singing: My body telling me yes, but my mind is saying no

And girl cant get enough of him
by just a girl he use to know February 3, 2010
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Knock Nevis

See the entry on Jahre Viking
by Dirge September 28, 2004
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Law of large numbers

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.
by unnamed casino employee May 17, 2004
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