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Digitally transmitted infection: A sexual infection of your computer caused by the viewing of pornography without proper protection (antivirus programs).
Lil: "Ah shit my computer is so slow!"
Simon: "Maybe it's a DTI, you should stop looking at porn, you dirty giiiirl."
Simon: "Maybe it's a DTI, you should stop looking at porn, you dirty giiiirl."
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Bob: How fast were you going when you hit the deer?
Billy Joe: I must've been goin sisty five, sennty five milenar.
Billy Joe: I must've been goin sisty five, sennty five milenar.
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Get the kammrie mug.Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
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