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Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!
Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.
by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012
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Anti-vax

Believing that Vaccines cause death and Autism
(which they do NOT)
Doctor: Do you want to vaccinate your kid ?
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research

and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019
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Drulb

A typically dim-witted person (bulb) who is extra drunk
Crazy friend: Today is the day I invented the lingo pre-drunk and post-drunk. It means you get drunk two times the same night. I am pre-drunk and just had dinner.
Me: You're such a drunk bulb aka drulb! Pre-drunk can't mean drunk. Ironically, this also shows you're drunk.
by Faestro October 24, 2018
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That's my mans

When that mans is yours
The equivalent to someone being your nigga
My homie was telling me his story of how he finessed his ex, so I had to tell him "that's my mans"
by Alfonso Virgen April 13, 2017
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the pizza maker

Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.
JIM: "What's ur favorite sex game?"
MATT: "I like the pizza maker."
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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Zarba

In Arabic, it means Trash (Feminine), Mostly used when one is infuriated
Come here Zarba!
by Mehgirl786 December 14, 2022
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Stick Bitch

A female who cannot stand not having the "d" at all times; clingy af.
by Sexual Potatoes August 6, 2016
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