MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Ghozlan

The name means deer in Arabic

Hala ghozlan

Ghozlan by I don’t whatsoever March 7, 2019

Humm Dinger

It when some chows down on your special area. Cough Blowjob or eating out.

“Hey Reece is your girlfriend giving you a sloppy Humm Dinger ?” Thomas 2018.

Humm Dinger by LFC4TP July 29, 2018

Succubus

A girl who sleeps with men and steals their souls. They are also known for not liking 90's cartoons.

Mike: Wow, Britt is such a succubus!

Doug: Yeah, and I hear she hates rugrats!

Succubus by Marablabla July 30, 2010

haram daram

A altercation involving two lollipop ladies which arises over a dispute over territory. A haram daram has a tendency to happen during the half term/holiday period when a lollipop lady abandons her turf for the said period and another lollipop lady muscles in, leading to a lollipop stick duel and usually resulting in loss of life and/or limb.

Sheila took Nancys patch over the Summer holidays, she had no choice but to call a haram daram on her ass.

haram daram by asurnameperson October 28, 2010

Q

Worthless letter. We should get rid of it.

Q is a stupid letter.

Q by NapLover January 29, 2020

Surfer girl

A girl who finds peace with the ocean and an aesthetic pleasure when riding the perfect wave, forgetting all her worries

Surfer girl, so cool.

Surfer girl by Surfer at suncoast January 24, 2020

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