We can still be friends

5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”

Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends”
Girl: “yeah that’d be great”
*guy to self: not gonna he friends*
*girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*

by NapLover January 29, 2020

Sand

Rock-ish dirt-ish. Tiny. Irritating. Gets everywhere. Rough. Tastes bad. Stays in mouth for about a week. Impossible to run in.

Sand was constructed by the devil.

by NapLover January 29, 2020

No

The most common(or the only) word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid: can I go hang with friends?
Parent: no.
Kid: Can I eat something?
Parent: no.
Kid: Can I breathe?
Parent: no.
Kid: can I live?
Parent: no.
Kid: can I die?
Parent: no.
Kid: wtf. Then what CAN I do?
Parent: no.

by NapLover January 18, 2020

No

The only word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid:Can I go hang with friends?
Parent: No.
Kid:Can I eat?
Parent: No.
Kid:Can I breathe?
Parent:No.
Kid: Can I live?
Parent: No.
Kid: Can I die?
Parent:No.
Kid:Wtf. Then what can I do?
Parent: no.

by NapLover January 18, 2020

Q

Worthless letter. We should get rid of it.

Q is a stupid letter.

by NapLover January 29, 2020