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your boss 

Is an asshole
your boss is also self-explanatory
your boss by your best idiot April 5, 2010
Words you can keep

your boss 

Is usually a man/woman who is your superior and is in charge of managing you while you are employed at a company. This person is responsible for making you work for minimal pay and keeps spoon feeding you a small pay check to keep you in line and preventing you from having the courage to finally quit your job, thus ensuring you stay imprisoned in a zombie like state coming into the prison that is your work everyday. After your boss's boss sees how much productivity he/she can get out of his/her employees by minimizing pay and maximizing work, he/she will be given more money, none of which you should expect to see.
Your boss called, he wants you to work overtime on Saturdays.

Whack your boss 

A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)
I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.

National fuck your boss day 

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.
Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram! 

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

boss up your life 

Go do something with yourself
Rasheika told Gina: "boss up your life," after Gina commented on Rasheika's Instagram picture.
boss up your life by Gcappp November 30, 2013

Bossing around your bullets 

To have extreme accuracy when it comes to throwing/shooting/any activity that involves a projectile.
See that full court shot D'Squarius just made? That motherfucker's bossing around his bullets.

You threw a 60-yard touchdown pass? Damn son! You're bossing around your bullets.
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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