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Your best friend's girlfriend 

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
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your best friend's sister 

a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!

Slap your best friend day 

2nd december is slap your best friend day to show love and to make your bond strong.
Jack:Why did you slap him.
James:Because it is Slap your best friend day.
Slap your best friend day by Whyyuh November 30, 2021

National show your cock to your best friend day 

You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out
its national show your cock to your best friend day

Go shopping with your best friend day 

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

Slap your average best friend day 

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

National post pictures of your best friends day 

yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day