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your teacher called 

when u bout to get an ass whoopin as your dad comes down the stairs with a belt
i walked in the door and as soon as my parents told me m your teacher called i ran for my life

Roast your teacher month 

On November your gonna be able to roast your teachers and professors get ready
Student: Omg it's finally Roast your teacher month
Teacher: This month is gonna be bad for me

National Kill Your Teacher Day 

On December 3, you may kill all teachers that have caused you trouble this year.
National Kill Your Teacher Day, THEY WILL ALL DIE!

call your teacher by their first name week

on the 18th of november till the 24th of november you call your teacher by their first name
call your teacher by their first name week the you call your teacher by their first name

National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day

On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?

Call Your Teacher "Mom" 

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"