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yogurt machine 

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
yogurt machine by Stefan Ivanov January 6, 2008
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Yogurt Machine 

Somehting that constantly barf or has diahrreah.
That damn dog is a yogurt machine.
Yogurt Machine by Nuclear Muffin September 7, 2003

Wyoming Yogurt Machine 

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.
Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026