yoga butt 

The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.

I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.

My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.

yoga butt by yoga lover February 2, 2008

Yoga Butt 

OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.

Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.

Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.

Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?

So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.

Yoga Butt by alixDDD December 11, 2011

yoga butt 

the ultimate gateway to creating an ultrathot. If you see a girl wearing yoga pants and have an ass that exactly measures more then anyone white, then you have seen a yoga butt.

Person 1: hey you see that massive hoe over there?
Person 2:yeah, she got a yoga butt

yoga butt by BBC eater February 15, 2019

Yogabutt 

When a woman is wearing yoga pants and her ass is beautifully shaped inside and is easily noticed by men.

"DAMN, dude check out Hannah's yogabutt! That shit is nice!"

Yogabutt by theOctYatVlg April 14, 2010