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yo-yo smuggler 

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.
Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!
yo-yo smuggler by Cleef August 28, 2005

yo-yo smuggler 

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.
Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.
yo-yo smuggler by Dustin Bowman April 24, 2006

yo-yo smuggler 

The term used to describe a woman with rather large labia. Also known as a cameltoe.
"Hey, look how tight her pants are. She's totally a yo-yo smuggler!"
yo-yo smuggler by MYTMOWZ August 14, 2007

Yo-yo smuggler 

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!
Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!
Yo-yo smuggler by anonymous May 14, 2021

ho jo mo yo smuggler 

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006

yoyo-smuggler 

slang for VAGINA. certain parts of which resemble a yo yo when the classy lady is wearing a bikini
"daaaamn son dat girls yoyo-smuggler was wider than dartford tunnel"