A kind of life philosophy where the person who practices it is rather careless, and succeeds effortlessly in their initiatives despite not trying.

The person is often compared to a sociopath or someone with a schizoid personality disorder. Yellow people often get green ones pulled on them, but they are often too careless to counter-attack the green individuals, sometimes yellow beings decide to come back after months or years to clarify the truth, but no satisfaction arises from the clarification as they are careless and often apathetic and indifferent to any situation, they do the right thing for the sake of doing it, and they have very few friends; who often practice the yellow philosophy too.
Veronica: I am not a sociopath, I'm just being yellow. My groomer/abuser pulled a green one on me to gain the empathy of everyone and I had to clarify it months after the facts! She is evil!
by Wiggly boy October 16, 2020
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when you spoonin up on someone and release a warm stream of urine unto them. typically the small spoon party moans sensually
this guy was yellow spooning me last night and i'm not gonna lie, i didn't hate it
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When one person pisses on another person while under water.
I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool
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The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.
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A toilet paper roll that has been soaked with urine. The roll will plump up like a marshmellow and turn yellow.
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Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
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Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
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