Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.

"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"

by kavjh,d October 28, 2020

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Yeetus the Feetus

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

by tf dont ask questions.. April 16, 2019

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To yeet a baby that has just been born

Hey karen, what are you doing with that child?
Im going to yeet it,why?
Why would you do that to a baby!?
It got vaccinated so now its contaminated
Wait!! NOOOOOO!! DONT YEETUS THE FEETUS!!!

by A_Ppumpkin August 10, 2020

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