Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
by KEGGERS February 28, 2015
1: dude i just joined the Bored Ape Yacht Club!
2: dude i never knew you were a racist piece of shit!
2: dude i never knew you were a racist piece of shit!
by Zarkeven October 18, 2022
No doubt the most famous yacht club in the world, the NYYC was founded in 1844. The organization has two different clubhouses. One in Newport, Rhode Island, and the other in New York City. Consisting of the wealthiest of the wealthy, the club contains past and current members including JP Morgan, the Cornelius Vanderbilt, the Rockefellers, JFK, the Duponts, and the Bloombergs. "Harbour Court" the club house in Newport sits on the most expensive piece of real estate in RI, and the New York club house contains over 8 Million dollars worth of models. Members flock from the wealthiest towns in to country: Greenwich, the Hamptons, Nantucket, Rye, BI... To name a few.
by barbiedoll123 November 29, 2011
the best yacht club ever. it always has the best instructors (except for seàn 🤮). located in connecticut. way better than ness
by heyyyy girlypop July 8, 2023
Home to many nights/ days of Sunday Funday including hours of moose, never have i ever and spin the bottle.. not to mention late night swims in the ocean and disgracing all of our families
Drinking with the families by day turns into disgusting make outs and swimming in low tide by night...
Just another day at Boston Harbor Yacht Club :)
Just another day at Boston Harbor Yacht Club :)
by BNasty Regan October 20, 2007
You can find me in the club- Bored Ape Yacht Club that is. Bored and floored with my mates. Join us.
by JoePThreee June 5, 2021
Another yacht club on the long island sound, lots of rich people from pelham manor go here, to store their fancy yacht. Neighboring the new york athletic club. Founded in the 1800s. The sailors are world class, another example of rich yacht clubs on the sound like larchmont yacht club. THEY OWNED AN ISLAND! AN ISLAND!
Honey, why dont we become members at the huguenot yacht club? Oh dear you know you have to have an income of 500,000 dollars a year to be a member! Remember, were from new rochelle no pelham!!
by Landon673 October 26, 2019