a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!
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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!
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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!
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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!
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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):
by cortizzle January 11, 2009
Get the your dads husbandmug. December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017
Get the national give your husband a blowjob daymug. when your boyfriend has a husband.
by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021
Get the Your boyfriends husbandmug. by Dude Regular October 24, 2010
Get the Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbandmug. Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Daymug. Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Get the Your husbandmug. December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
Get the Eat your husband daymug.