A person so obsessed with the Xbox or Xbox 360 in such a manner that rational people call them a retard.
Derived from the combination of Xbox(The device which the individual fantasizes over) and retard(used in the slang form to denote lack of intelligence).
At the mention of a superior console, such as the Play Station 3, the xtard became supremely enraged and began shouting about Halo 2 and how great Halo 3 was going to be; all while the rational people backed away slowly so as not to evoke a stupider reaction.
Pronounced "ex-ard anne-o-dit c-reh-d-e."
Created on the 5/8/10 full name for your 1st ever credit card if your finding it difficult to name one. The name originates from a Msn conversation 3 friends were having. One of them was so exited about getting her 1st ever credit card so she let her 2 friends decide its name in honour of this. One friend randomly thought Anodit and the other Creddy so they were the original names but then Xard was a spelling mistake which one of the friends made it was ment to stand for card but it sounded gd so it was added to the name. And that was how the name came about =]
Person: wag1 can i pay for this using Xard Anodit Creddy?
Shopkeeper: ya you can person
Person: ight klkl *enters card enters pin stuff paid for gets recipt walks out shop*
An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.
Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.
Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.
Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*