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An adult social networking site that works much like myspace. Xpeeps is popular because it is free and allows users to post nude pictures of themselves and others. 60% of the "hott" girls you meet on Xpeeps are actually guys, 25% are actually ugly girls posing as attractive ladies, 10% are pornstars, and the remaining 5% are nymphos who live to far from you to do any good. Xpeeps is a pretty disgusting place that runs rampant with fake user profiles, adult banners, graphic comments, and pictures of guys ejaculating on pictures of girls. Myspace and Xpeeps also share the same ridiculous amount of error pages which appear at random all the time.
Guy 1: "Dude, wouldn't that be awesome if they had a site like myspace but with naked pictures"
Guy 2: "They do, its called Xpeeps. But its overrun by perverts, freaks, and fakes."
xpeeps by Jicarr February 27, 2007
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A member of an adult industry networking community called xpeeps.com, who actually and regularly works in the adult industry, as opposed to a non-industry member or fan.
Jenna Jameson has 200 xpeeps including Jill Kelly and Tera Patrick, and 3,455 friends on xpeeps.com
xpeep by jeffb January 28, 2006
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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