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xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.
Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.
xbox toughguy by GiJerry78 August 22, 2007
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xbox toughguy

Anyone who talks shit on an xbox live game who is most likey a skinny punkass who would shit themselves when they met you in REAL life.
I wish i still had a corded telephone because id hunt that xbox toughguy and strangle his sorry ass.
xbox toughguy by GiJerry78 August 21, 2007

Xbox Live Tough Guy 

1. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online, because they are too scared to do it to anyone in person. So they resort to online gaming to act like a tough guy, when in all reality it's probably just the opposite.

2. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online, because they are overly obsessed with their huge muscular bodies that only make their heads look small.

3. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online; yet sit on Xbox live 24/7 while in their mother's basement waiting for her to bring them sandwiches.
Guy 1: Dude that guy was a complete and utter ass.

Guy 2: Yeah I muted the asshole, I can't stand hearing people talk on here, they are ignorant.

Guy 1: Yeah, well I told him off then reported him.

Guy 2: Should have just muted him.

Guy 1: Naww he deserved it. He was such a Xbox Live Tough Guy.

Xbox live tough guy 

Xbox live tough guys do what they want when they want. nothing you say or do can stop them because they are superior to all other xbox live users.
I was trash talking to Bildo The Brave but i didn't know he was an xbox live tough guys so i got verbally raped.

xboxtoughguy 

Male, usually at the age of thirteen to sixteen. Always talking shit during and after games but if met in REAL life would fold up like a little bitch.
Fuck me? Listen you little xboxtoughguy I know where you live and i know where you sleep, so when you wake up with a crap mallet jammed in your asshole guess who came visiting.
xboxtoughguy by GiJerry78 August 8, 2007
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