Wuen

A woodland dwelling leg humping creature. Typically will relinquish leg fornication if fed a cracker or a wad of sour dough bread. The Wuen has no preference to leg gender, and will not differentiate between species. The Wuen will often confuse a small tree moving in the wind as a leg to violate.

Person 1: I'm afraid to walk through the forest alone for fear of The Wuen.

Person 2: I understand your concern. If you must traverse through the wooded regions be sure to carry a satchel of crackers. Sour dough bread works as well, but only in small pieces.

Person 1: Will wearing leather enforced pant legs prevent this violation?

Person 2: No. The penis of The Wuen is sharp and needle like. It has the ability to penetrate even the toughest of leathers.

Person 1: Holly Fucking Shit!

by Frank Jergons November 30, 2009

wuen fong

another name for joey

Hey it's Wuen Fong.
Lolz I always call that Joey.

by s-dizzle339 February 3, 2010

wuen fong

used to describe that which cannot be described because it's like totally awesome. is also shortened to wuen.

dude did you see that french gateau? it was full on wuen fong

by Sticks van Houten February 3, 2010

Wuenschell

german name which originally pronounced Vinchell, was modified to sound like the shitty donut place Winchells and taunts all who have any name sounding similar to the donut shack that started in 1948 in Southern California which was bought out by Yum Yum donuts and kicked out of Kansas by Krispy Kreme, a sell out compared to the awesome legacy of Wuenschell

"Wuenschell? Like Winchell's donuts?"

"I oughta pummel you."

by Wuenschell August 1, 2008

wuendi

Wuendi's can be really funny but also really nasty. She can be shy as well but around friends she is really talkative. All though, in class she insists on not to listen to the teachers she dislikes. Even if she seems really shy and quiet, she can be interested in more than 1 guy which can be possibly up to 9 guys or even more. It can be really fun hanging with her tho she can be way different than others.

Its such a big laughter i hear around wuendi.

by Wuendi July 13, 2017

wueng

The past tense of wing.

I just wueng my presidential inauguration speech.

by Mr. Pseudoplasm December 18, 2014

Wuence

A very very cute guy with some awesome feelings even thou he might be shy at some point he is a great listener . He might not know how to express his feelings but he Shure can make u smile in less than one second . He's also a very good boyfriend

Wuence is the best boyfriend/friend.

by Anonimo2345679 November 22, 2021