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Worldwide Day Of The Beans 

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.
Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

Worldwide Headpat Day 

July 14th is Worldwide Headpat Day.
Go and headpat someone that's close to you

Worldwide Nut Day 

The day on December 1st were all guys nut after No Nut November
Eric: "oh dude its finally worldwide nut day!"

John: "oh dude no way! Finally..."

Worldwide TouchStarved Day 

The day after National Horny Day--April 17th--because we realize falling for thirst traps doesn't get us anywhere.
I need a hug right now...

It's April 18th, you JUST missed worldwide touchstarved day

worldwide horny day 

World wide horny day is on october30 anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content(nudes).
Imma get her pics tonight ! October 30 is worldwide horny day!
worldwide horny day by UNDo000004 October 30, 2020

Worldwide national fanpage day 

This wonderfull day is for every fanpage out here! This national fanpage day gets celebrated 5 april!
Zonut: hey did you here it? It is worldwide national fanpage day!