World History 

World History translated into from English to Gangster.

World History: So cesar was illin all up in da senate's grillllll, and he be like desirin' all tha powuh n' shit. and the senate got pissed bout cesar bein' a jank hoe, and dey popped a cap in his ass.

World History by []D [] []V[] []D [] []\[] December 6, 2009

World History Rizzler 

When a history nerd pulls a hot brunette with his "History Rizz". He really just talks to her and gets a hard-on, then whisper "STAY HARD".

Damn dude, Kevin Hart really just used the "World History Rizzler" method on her. Game is game bro.

He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.

World History Rizzler by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023

world history honors 

a class that involves endless note taking and a test 2 days after new material is learned. also includes in class essays that usually get a grade of C+ or B- unless you practically write a history book. this class makes you want to kill yourself but you stay in it because of your friends and the fear of switching into a class with complete idiots in it.

the reason i have a big thermos of coffee in the morning is because i get less than 3 hours sleep studying for world history honors

world history honors by Where's Waldo January 18, 2009

world history teacher 

Someone who has a weird foot fetish they display in public.

Kid 1: Mr. Stevens had us watch foot related videos all week then he had all the female students display their feet for ranking.

Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.

world history teacher by Crookedman May 1, 2019

World History Honors 

World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.

me: i have world history honors next semester

person: haha good luck with that

World History Honors by Allyson Crater September 16, 2019

AP World History 

The number one reason for self harm and suicidal tendencies among overachieving sophomores. Typically, this class takes your AP virginity- but don’t think that its going to start you off easy with rose petals or some shit. This class will fuck you in the ass without any lube- which you’ll know a lot about, because you will develop insomnia and depression because of this fucking class and watch a startling amount of porn, because its 3 am and you need SOME way to get rid of the pent up anxiety. You will bleed over fucking Daoism- which will seem pretty appealing to you, with the whole living-in-the-woods-thing. Don’t know what Daoism is? You’re a lucky son of a bitch. You will cry blood at 3 am because the 10 page guided notes is only halfway done, and you haven’t even finished your own personal chapter outline- which is for some reason a different thing. Don’t take this class unless you already want to die and need one last thing to punch you over the edge.

Non-AP Student- :( I only got 6 hours of sleep last night :(
AP World Student- You ignorant fucking slut. You do not know true pain until you have taken AP World History. I have slept six hours in the past week, I live on coffee and chronic anxiety. I wrote 20 pages of notes in my own blood, and I still got a C on the test because I considered Alexander the Great’s biggest legacy to be forming a lasting empire instead of dissipating the city-states. I am awake right now because I mixed 5 hour energy with DayQuil, which I’m preying will give me a heart attack, and Quizlet is the only god I know.

AP World History by Thotticus.Prime September 22, 2018

AP World History 

A disease which is common among seniors and reckless sophomores. The typical symptoms include lack of energy, inability to fall asleep, decrease in social participation, and excessive anxiety. The patients tend to show either/both apathy about life or/and pathological fervor about historic subjects. The disease frequently begins in September each year, reaching its climax in late April and early May, and wanes in June and July. The mortality rate it causes among patients is higher than the chance to get a 5, which is a cure for this disease.

Parent: My child got an allergy involving AP World History.
Doctor: I'm so sorry to hear that! That poor kid must be suffering so much.

AP World History by wesand March 31, 2015