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women driver by bigwheel83 August 23, 2009
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women drivers
there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone
women drivers by ross March 11, 2004
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Women Drivers No Survivors
Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.
This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
Women Drivers No Survivors by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010
women drivers
women drivers by DominoTree August 12, 2008
woman driver
An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.
Friend: Hey man where's your ride?
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
woman driver by c-lite January 24, 2011
woman driver
What happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn't around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Shit! It's a woman driver avoid her, that bitch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen
woman driver by Bob Johnson from Bobville April 2, 2009
woman driver
Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
woman driver by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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