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wizard's sleeve 

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top
"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"
wizard's sleeve by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve 

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.
"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."
Wizard's Sleeve by Slave 1 July 1, 2005

wizard's sleeve 

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment
First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too
wizard's sleeve by Dawn Zulu February 25, 2011

Wizard's Sleeve 

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.
'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."
Wizard's Sleeve by Soairse September 2, 2003

wizard's sleeve 

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve
wizard's sleeve by ChefSam May 11, 2006

Wizard's sleeve 

"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"
Wizard's sleeve by MelissyAngel February 22, 2009