All Tony's get tits, breasts, boobs, ect. For some reason very attractive women are just drawn to him and practically throw themselves on him. No one knows how or why Tony's do, they just to. Its an unexplainable phenomenon
- Look at Tony over there!
-Wow, he gets so many tits!
- Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh Tony!
by thecreeplivingnextdoor May 22, 2011
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Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, and most commonly is a hot Italian with a huge penis.
Damn, I wish I could be like Tony.
by Miguele Hernandez May 29, 2008
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A man that women go insane for, literally.
The only name that has been coming out of her mouth for the last 8 months is "Tony" and she can't shut the fuck up.
by Tony the labotomizer February 07, 2010
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A pretty girl who usually does very unpredicable things. Many people are mean too her and therefore she has lost any hope of pleasing people. Very capable of becoming a celebrity or a model because of her gorgeuosness but many people disagree because of jelousy.
by TheUnknownSoul July 18, 2011
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An amazing guy. People would practically do anything to be or be with a Tony. He has fairly tan skin, is quite tall, and has a great sense of humor. He seems to philosophize a lot, but that's what makes him so great. He is always willing to listen to your problems and will always help you get through it with you. A Tony is very athletic, smart, funny, and is overall a very satisfying person to be with. Tony seems to love playing video games and hates intense card games. Tony will always be there for you, no mater what. His monotonous features may seem intimidating, but once you get to know him, it will be worth it.
Me: Have you talked to Tony yet?
Friend: No, he seems so monotone. It's weird.
Me: He's super sweet once you get to know him!
Tony: Hey you guys!! *hugs me*
Me: *Melts inside*
Friend: Hi Tony.. What are you doing here?
Tony: Hello! Huh? What? What am I doing here? Where am I?! HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Me: *Giggles*
Friend: Hahah! You're funny! What's your GPA again??
Tony: Four point 4. *smirks*
Me: As a freshman?!
Tony: You betcha!
by just another person on earth September 09, 2013
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