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Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.
Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.
Willy Bum Fool by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008

willy bum sex 

An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.
'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
willy bum sex by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009

Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.
Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.
Willy Bum Fool by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008

Happy Willy Bum Dance 

A dance move where the man rubs his crotch suggestively against the back of the woman. Usually takes place in crowded dance floors
He's pure giving me the Happy Willy Bum Dance!!
Happy Willy Bum Dance by mrmanben February 19, 2009

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone
Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum
skittle willy bum by MooshyKun October 12, 2023