Wildpeeing

I got caught wildpeeing last night, I only wish I masturbated because the ticket for public urination is higher than the one for public undecency!

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wildering

To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.

(in email)

Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X

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Oh man, I just weedpeeing ! It feels fucking good!

weedpeeing by Couille April 7, 2018

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The act of reading through Wikipedia pages while simultaneously urinating or sitting on the toilet

I was wikipeeing for two hours yesterday until eventually my phone died

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