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That's what I told my first wife.
Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
That's what I told my first wife. by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)