call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Brats who dont give top

This simple means girls who play hard to give it up.

Man them be brats who dont give top over there.

by xXxStephenxXx July 16, 2008

That nonchalant gangsta bitch who gives no fucks about you bum ass ppl

PACKA WOODZ

WHO FUCKIN WITH THAT NONCHALANT GANGSTA BITCH WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOU BUM ASS PPL, PACKA WOODZ.

by PACKAWOODZ February 22, 2023

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy May 27, 2018

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023