White Cuban 

A person from Cuba who is white, has white skin, is mostly of European decent but speaks Spanish. This also applies to any white Hispanic.

Person 1: Are you Cuban/Hispanic or white?

Person 2: I'm a white Cuban/Hispanic, you ignorant!!!!

White Cuban by TheCubanGirl May 22, 2009

white cuban 

someone who is of cuban descent, yet tends to act white and for ex. play golf instead of play pool like un cubano verdadero!

Rafa: ay javi wanna play some pool son?
Javi:no thank you, i'd rather spend my afternoon at the golfcourse
Rafa: damn white cubans...

white cuban by pattycake December 28, 2005

white cuban 

a caucasian cock

Smoke my white cuban

white cuban by castro April 26, 2004

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025