wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.
by Donkey Lipss July 16, 2007
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Wheez the Juice

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.
"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"
by dickie fitz April 19, 2013
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Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.
I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.
by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008
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wheezing the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it
Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!
by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006
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wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.
"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."
by Lany loo December 24, 2008
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wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.
Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!
by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 03, 2009
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