Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.

I like to wheeze the juice at parties

by Donkey Lipss July 16, 2007

Wheez the Juice

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.

"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"

by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008