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wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.

Wheez the Juice 

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.
"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"
Wheez the Juice by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

wheezed the juice 

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.
"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."
wheezed the juice by Lany loo December 24, 2008