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whats a ho 

ken jennings' screw up on jeopardy that drew a laugh from the crowd. at least someone got a laugh on that guy. he's a genius.
Alex: Less than a minute now
Ken: Tool time for $200.
Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken.
Ken: What's a ho?
Alex: No.
(massive laughter)
Alex: Whoa...whoa...whoa..they teach you that in school in Utah huh? Al
Al: What's a rake.
Alex: A rake is right. You select Al.
Al: 400 please.
whats a ho by nikitas December 5, 2004
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wow what a hole 

When you fall into a hole and think “WOW... WHATA HOLEEEEE”
Marv after falling through a nyc apartment hole: wow what a hole

#homealone #homealone2 #gloryhole

what a holli 

A phrase used to describe a very attractive girl, with a very big butt
Damn, that girls got a HUGE ass, what a holli

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is 

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time 

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!
Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

What a bro knows never goes to the hoes 

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.
Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

Explain what a wheel is, how a wheel works, and how to build a wheel

The act of wasting time and resources explaining something so fundamentally basic that anyone with half a brain already understands it, usually performed by someone who thinks they're being helpful but is actually being condescending. This phrase is invoked when someone launches into a lengthy tutorial on a topic that everyone in the room already mastered in kindergarten. It's the verbal equivalent of mansplaining, but for basic concepts. The classic response to "let me explain how this works" when you've been doing it successfully for decades. Also used in corporate settings when a new hire spends an hour explaining their "innovative" idea that's literally just how things are already done.
Example: "My new coworker spent 20 minutes explaining what a PDF is during the meeting. I wanted to say, 'Dude, we don't need you to explain what a wheel is, how a wheel works, and how to build a wheel—just attach the file and send it.' But I smiled and nodded, because that's what you do when someone is trying to be helpful but is actually wasting everyone's time."