What's CRAP 

A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.

Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(

What's CRAP by Eddy50 October 20, 2015

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

what's crappening 

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

what's crappening by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

What's the haps on the craps? 

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

What's the haps on the craps? by graphxman July 14, 2006

What the scrap

as in "What the fuck", but infinitely funnier

"4 shot dead in central park?? What the scrap!"

What the scrap by NessaNessa_ May 17, 2025

Whatscrap

Information received from acquaintances using the WhatsApp mobile application.

"I was told that was not an urban myth, but it could be Whatscrap"

"I have received some more Whatscrap from that gossip Gavin"

Whatscrap by unoriginalhandle February 29, 2020