wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 05, 2009
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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 05, 2009
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Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.
As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.
by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009
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Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.
i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey
by griggs-leaston September 08, 2008
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Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
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Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
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my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys
by CREAM4L October 03, 2006
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