wet dog

The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.

youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"

by Bulf89 April 11, 2006

Wet dog

A smell of a person.

Robinson smells like wet dog.

by Glenbob March 06, 2005

Wet Dog

when you put your balls into a girl's anus and you put your cock into her vagina and then lift up and pull your balls out slowly

I went over to Amir's last night and got blacked out drunk; then his girlfriend came in and let me perform a wet dog on her, my balls smelled like rotten eggs for a week!

by MoV September 27, 2008

Wet Dog

Where two people have sex doggie style in a wet environment such the bath or shower.

Dude last night my girlfriend and I did the wet dog, it was so good!

by Bobface McDoodle June 15, 2011

Wet Dog Alien

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.

Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!

by Experimental Wet Dog September 20, 2021

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

Wet Dog Breath

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.

Arthur has wet dog breath.

by Vinny B33 August 06, 2010