wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau June 26, 2006

Wet Brick Syndrome

A terrible disease affecting millions daily. Symptoms may include fainting, irritability, and the tendency of finding wet bricks in places you may not expect them.

Dude, Jeff fainted this morning after finding a brick in the shower. He must have Wet Brick Syndrome.

by WetBrickServivor June 16, 2015