weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 16, 2013

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 4, 2022

organic weasel

A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair

Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel

by Doyourballsjingle May 1, 2021

Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017