waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

wax the weasel

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

by Incorrigible October 15, 2013