When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes
Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real
vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!