Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

washing dishes 

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes
Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real
washing dishes by shrekxy September 19, 2019

washing dishes 

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones
“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”
washing dishes by shrekxy September 19, 2019

Washing the Dishes 

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
Washing the Dishes by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

washing the dishes 

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.
He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes
washing the dishes by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

Washing the dishes 

When a woman masterbates
Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.
Washing the dishes by Sinawoman March 14, 2017

washin dishes 

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!
washin dishes by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"



Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
Load more