wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

wangin wagon by Zephyr October 27, 2003

wangin wagon

P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.

The wangin wagon p-winz joo !

wangin wagon by owneroftehwagon October 30, 2003

Related Words

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minimum wagin

To work for minimum wage.

I couldn't find a good job, so I'll probably just be minimum wagin this summer.

minimum wagin by Shawn O. May 25, 2007

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wangon

Wait, hang on.

Wangon a minute.

wangon by GEM.N.ADM August 3, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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