Wampnered
the act of a beautiful a third country national marrying a somewhat gullable American for a green card
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Time-Warnered
Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.
Time-Warnered by TimeWarnerSucks February 19, 2010
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wagnered by Goober Joe February 21, 2008
Wagnered
To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad
Wagnered by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018
Roger Wagnered
When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4
Roger Wagnered by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004
Warnered
The act of selling - by supplying samples of higher end products/merchandise which are designated to be sold, and then replacing those products with lesser quality counterfeits. Also known as"The old switcheroo". To "shiester" someone out of his/her money.
Warnered by Jamal Flows January 7, 2020
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