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A word used to mock wordnoobs/word or other 12 year old idiots who suck at online pc games and accuse other players of cheating. usually used in all caps in conjunction with wordomg/word. originates from #a on gamesnet irc.
* Billy killed ^GoKu69^ with AWP
^GoKu69^: omg u got aimbot hax wtf!!1
Billy: OMG WALFAX
walfax by Aunt_Jemima October 11, 2003
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The best Touhou animation program. Commonly used to make animations for YouTube and other social media websites. Often times, there is no sound; speech boxes are often used instead.
"I just watched a funny walfas animation on YouTube the other day."
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Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.
Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.
Walfart by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009
Putting a large 'F' on a 'Future Sight of Walmart' sign to change it to 'WalFart' to protest a Walmart being built in your town. Any situation in which 'Walmart' is changed to 'Walfart' by replacing the 'M' with an 'F'
"Hey someone walfarted the sign."
walfart by pdizz128 March 1, 2008
A store. You can buy almost anything there. And if you fart on their walls you get everything you want in the store, free.
"Let's go to Walfarts to buy that new TV. Hey Who knows we may get lucky and get it free if we fart on the walls."
Walfart by Phuqer April 12, 2006
The public assistance Walmart employees have to get because the store won't give them enough hours to qualify for health benefits.
My supervisor at Walmart won't let me work enough hours to sign up for company benefits. I guess I'll need to apply for Walfare instead.
Walfare by DrSamba March 28, 2012
A bros way of referencing Walmart and how unclean it always is.
“Bro get those stupid chips I like while you’re at walfart”
Walfart by chHAad March 6, 2021
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