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similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)

after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..

wake n shake by Vince G. June 11, 2008

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Wake n Shake

Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"

Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski

Wake n Shake by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010

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wake n shake

When you wake up in the morning and you realized you smoked all your good bud last night so you have to roll a shake joint for wake n shake.

Fuck man... we smoked all our dank ass diesel and blueberry yumm yumm last night so we gotta roll a fuckin shake joint for shitty wake n shake.

wake n shake by Am-Unit January 2, 2010

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Wake n' Shake

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.

I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!

Wake n' Shake by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011

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Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.

I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...

Wake N' Shake by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021

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shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

shake n’ wake by spideyskin May 9, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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