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waffles and ice cream 

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast 

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them
Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom 

When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.
Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!

waffle cram

when someone inserts/crams a waffle{a shit} down someone elses throat without consent
that bitch was knocked out cold so i waffle cramed the shit out that hoe
waffle cram by Hyperfuse November 15, 2016

creamy waffle 

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
creamy waffle by Blackkmac October 13, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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