Vodka Dick

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When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.

Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.

Vodka Dick by littlecheese December 28, 2005

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Vodka Dick

noun. \'vad-kae\ \'dik\. An extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey dick. Typically 4-5 hours. The resulting ejaculation from Vodka dick has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. Vodka dick is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the AMA.

So we fucked, and fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. I got more KY and fucked some more until until I finally overcame the damn Vodka Dick.

My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.

Vodka Dick by Rusty Loins April 10, 2011

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vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.

Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!

vodka dicking by milsyway June 16, 2016

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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