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Vlas is cool and handsome guy. He is a little mean, but in a friendly way. Vlas loves to be sarcastic and laughs at his own jokes. He is passionate for his sport and loves is family and friends. Vlas can be a little soft sometimes when he doesn’t get it as he wants. Vlas is an amazing friend and will light up your day
I want a friend like Vlas, he is truly amazing
Vlas by dorathaflexora November 23, 2021
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Did u see the gay kid?
Yeah that’s vlas he looks very vlassy
Vlas by Sussy vlassy December 18, 2021

Vlastral 

A hot male anthro goat with crystal horns
“Is that Vlastral?”
“Yes, I love him”
Vlastral by Whore_ni December 15, 2021
Vlasta is someone who doesnt give a shit, about anything. Vlasta can be described as rarely arguing individual. (Because they just dont give a fuck.) Usually they are pretty smart and can be actually nice as person but i wouldnt be facing those chances. (Nice Vlasta has around 3% spawn rate.) But if you win the lottery they can make good/decent companion.
Josef: Is Vlasta coming?
Peter: He said he doesnt know but if he shows up it should be pretty funny.
Josef: Why?
Peter: Because his last contact with human race was last week when he accidently turn on his discord.
Vlasta by Zorinko February 2, 2023

Vlasic Penis 

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
Vlasic Penis by Poyfect September 1, 2018
a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.
"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"
vlasic by butterpecan July 25, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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