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Words cannot begin to define Vitaliy, Vitaliy is the sexiest, bravest, smartest, strongest, and all around most awesome. Vitaliy is derived from the russian language. Vitaliy is possibly the most perfect human. Vitaliy has an ability to consume extreme amounts of food that is not explained by science. Vitaliy is adored by all women secretly and is the meaning of success. Vitaliy also has the ability to make all other humans look inferior because he is a professional in everything and can do anything.
Vitaliy by The.all.knowing December 4, 2014
A sexy, smart, and strong man who is generally very smooth with women.
Girl 1: Did you see that hot guy at the gym? He is at the top of our accounting class.

Girl 2: He is such a vitaliy!
Vitaliy by statesman09 October 20, 2010
a very sexy person
you are so Vitaly
Vitaly by unknown June 16, 2003
A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
Compared to Vitaly, everyone is retarded.
The smartest computer programmer in the world. Vitaliy is sometimes used as a noun to mean great luck and success in life. It also describes nerds who have lots of girlfriends.
1. Jeef used vitaliy's help to solve all of computer problems in the visual basic code.
2. Aysel had lost of vitaliy when she went with a cool computer guy on the prom.
3. Bill Gates issued a vitaliy patch to improve defence from hackers.
vitaliy by Aysel Mamedova July 24, 2004

Vitaliyodschoenh 

A normal person who loves his hound moose, knitting, cooking, and horror movies. Likes dinosaurs and is of average height, weight, and personality. Has poor style choices.
Vitaliyodschoenh is a harmless guy that eats salad with ranch and croutons.
Vitaliyodschoenh by AlliganaScosai January 21, 2021