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black vision 

impaired vision after having too many drinks, usually that of blacking out.
Dude I had black vision last night, I like don't even remember what happened...
black vision by youregood June 2, 2011

black tunnel vision 

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black Person Vision 

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."
LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"
Black Person Vision by Matwurst September 30, 2010

BlackBerripheral Vision 

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.
Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

blackbox vision 

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
blackbox vision by kyk93 November 24, 2021