These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp dark corners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.
Peculiar form of disease, or rather affliction, causing perpeptional confusion and disorientation in the subject.
Varegation can hit both plants and human beings, especially inexperienced and tasteless gardener apprentices.
Apprentice: "Master, look at those beautifully-coloured leaves. What a variegation!"
Experienced gardener: "Let us not speak of them, but look and go on".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'