vanilla bean

meaning a white mexican

the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean

by mexicansamuri December 16, 2011

vanilla bean

A white human trying to be mexican

look at this vanilla bean here in east L.A

by nonhuman July 20, 2009

vanilla bean

A person who is forced to go tanning with people he hates due to little or no skin pigment. This person will go to great lengths to be anything but his true color...pale. By anything i mean, sit in a car with people that reek of dick juice. Though he might look like a sexy tan(red) piece of man meat after his exposure to ultraviolet lights, it hurts him a bit each time he goes for the ride to the tanning salon.

Question: What kind of bean is best?

That's a ridiculous question.

False. Vanilla Bean.

Well that's debatable. There are basically...

FACT: Beans smell like Tiger Balm

by Perfect #13 March 30, 2009

vanilla bean

The coating of semen on feces after anal sex

person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to that slut?

person 2: Yeah man i heard she had vanilla beans for a week

by waiter, check please May 5, 2011

Vanilla Bean

when a person is half mexican half white. thus called a Vanilla Bean

"i'm a white cracker what are you?"

"i'm a Vanilla Bean!"

by S..R..H.. November 7, 2009

Vanilla Bean

A tall, slender, attractive white male. Someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one's vicinity. Someone who even makes straight men stop and think "Damn, if it was only for a night... He's girly enough...". One of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn't know that he's unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.

Girl 1: Oh my god, did you just see that Vanilla Bean walk in?

Girl 2: Hell yes I did, he's practically Tom Hiddleston!

Both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who's just entered their consciousness.

by Mini Tinkles October 16, 2012

Vanilla Bean

A person who is calm and relaxed and not typically spontaneous or uncontained.

She is a vanilla bean but she still knows how to have fun.

by Zivjeli March 20, 2019