van dam

v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.

dude there's a cop over there you better van dam.

by jerseygirl609 January 14, 2008

Van Dam Face

Ok pretty much Van Dam Face means a serious face

The Van Dam part is based off the actor(dur)and he is serious in his movies (also dur)

Ok if you're going to trick somebody you have to have a Van Dam Face

by Charlie Chaplin October 29, 2005

Rob Van Dam

Rob Van Dam Is a American Professional Wrestler Currently Contracted With The WWE On Its ECW Brand That Was Recently Resurected By Popular Demand Was In The Original ECW Owned By Paul Heyman ,Paul Heyman Has Most Creative Control In The New ECWBut Does Not The New ECW,Rob Van Dam Was Trained By The Original Sheik Ed Farhat Alongside Terry Brunk Known To The World As Sabu Which The Two Would Team Up In The Future In ECW Well Now Rob Van Dam Is Now The WWE/ECW Champion After ECW One Night Stand 2006 Was The Longest To Ever Hold The ECW Television Title For Along 23 Month -Reign As Champion

Rob Van Dam Is The Whole F,N sHOW

by Drew Daugherty June 24, 2006

jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"

"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"

by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004

Prudence Van Dam

The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.

ICH HEBBEN YOU.

Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.

Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.

If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.

Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.

by howdythar May 2, 2009

Rob...Van...DAM

An expression to make yourself feel better whenever bullshit happens. The stoner's version of "Woosah".

Chad: "Man, that Ebola virus sure sounds scary!"

Dave: "Rob...Van...DAM!"

by Bob Van Dam October 23, 2014