vagina wig 

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.

Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?

vagina wig by nikkopotamus March 5, 2009

vagina wig 

The new cunt

holy f*** your such a vagina wig

vagina wig by HHHEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY September 14, 2009

vagina wig 

a soft chunk of hair that can be attached to one's pubic area via. elastic straps or hair glue.

YO GIRL! i can see your vagina wig...

vagina wig by juna June 24, 2008

vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.

She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.

vaginanigans by figarofigaro April 29, 2010

vaginapig

A male by birth a genes, who has a vagina and menstruates. He also is covered in grease and slime.

Fuck, that vaginapig's such a greasy fuck you wonder how he gets his tampax in.

vaginapig by t0bee April 20, 2008

Vaginavigation 

To navigate the depths of the most slimey and hateful creature the world has ever seen, the vagina.

I need help, im bad at vaginavigation.

Vaginavigation by Media Time February 3, 2009

Vaginalignment 

The act of adjusting one's attitude if the individual is part of the female gender or is included in the oversensitive male subset of the male gender.

Chad: Did you hear what Karen did today?

Kyle: Yeah, I can't believe she told your wife that you have been making Urban Dictionary entries.

Chad: Yeah, she's in total need of a vaginalignment.

Vaginalignment by Thee Burner Boi February 14, 2022